Forward into the past!

A nuclear explosion engulfed the world, and I with it. I should have died, but suddenly I woke up… Where? It was dark before my eyes! I couldn’t see a thing. Then—suddenly, I could! I was fourteen again, and it was the early nineties. There was “Rama” margarine and greyish pasta soup in the fridge, “Santa Barbara” on TV, my sister was about to step onto the slippery slope, my mother had been fired, and my father had started another family.From now on, I’m the head of the family, and everything is going to be just fine. Because my age is my advantage, and in these trying times, it pays to have your enemies underestimate you.